Bieber Fever?

So Justin Bieber.
One 'Urban Dictionary' goer's definition of him is:

2. Justin Bieber 1877 up, 872 down
buy justin bieber mugs, tshirts and magnets
The reason why I don't listen to modern day music.

1. He hasn't hit puberty.
2. He's 15 year old that sings about love. (How fucking original.)
3. He is only loved for his looks.
4. His fans are teenage girls who finger themselves to the image of him (I can guarantee you there are girls that do it.)
5. His teenage fans have NO idea on what real dinging talent is. They hear whatever is on the radio, (Obviously Justin) And then think that's the 'cool' new thing that everyone needs, until there's another teenage faggot released with more of the same shit.
6. He's the one getting signed for reason 3., when there are 1,000,000 people out there that are average looking, and 10 times more talented, but they aren't getting a fucking chance.
7. Terrible lyrics. Absolutely no meaning other than "Ooh baby, I love you, ooh, you're my one and only love". Shit.
Jb fan: OMG did you hear the new Justin Bieber song?? He is so HAWT and talented!!

Me: The kid has pretty much no talent. Having looks doesn't mean you're good at making music. *Puts on headphones and blares Free Bird and Stairway to Heaven*


This seemed the most comprehensive post; it combines what most others say into one easy list.
Personally, I have no real 'beef' with Justin(although he is apparently bad at 'dinging', what is dinging?!). He can carry on making his insanely catchy pop songs and I will continue to keep them on repeat because they have become stuck in my head (I do am however constantly judged by my boyfriend and best friend so I may blame him for that.)
The two things about J.B that really do get on my proverbial goat are
1. His insistence that these women are 'The One'. How can he find the one?! I know 30year olds that still haven't found 'The One'. If he really has found this person as many times as it appears he has, I feel as though there is an injustice here (Perhaps he's gods son? Jesus FTL).
2. How old are the women that he is dating? I've heard of aspirational crushes but seriously J-love, if these women are living with their boyfriends(who are obviously crap compared to you), they are surely too old for you.



I admire you high aspirations JB but seriously, that girl is not 15

Daily Irritation.

So, im meant to have been working on school work over the past week but I have no motivation. I thought to get the writing juices flowing I should write another much over due blog.
There is still no sign of the shirt I mentioned in my last post but I there will be updates when it does finally decide to appear.

So yesterday an irritation that I had long forgotten resurfaced to assault my senses. The irritation in question was non other than the 'Holiday Video Menace'. I hate them. I truly do HATE them. For one thing, I cannot afford to go on holiday abroad, so by showing me you are undoubtedly making me as jealous as Perez Hilton is of real celebrities or Tyra Banks' obvious jealousy and resentment for the younger model counterparts that she is 'training'.
2. Why would I want to watch you walk around on holiday. I could just watch Jersey Shore if I wanted to watch a first person documentary of events and at least then I can laugh at the fact they look like oranges that have been involved in an unfortunate genetic mutation experiment gone awry.



Don't be fooled, the awkward positions and look of surprise are due to the sticks that are being placed in strategic places. Middle on the left looks like she's quite enjoying it.


3. I will never find something as funny as you did when watching it. no the tour guide's joke about his wife is not funny, it may have been at the time but as the saying goes: 'You had to be there' (FYI: I hate that expression; if I 'had' to be there and wasn't then don't talk about it in front of me. I WILL NOT GET THE JOKE)
This just brings me straight back to the jealousy point of number 1.

So ladies and gents that is why I loath holiday videos. Keep them to yourselves.
Peace Out.
The Secret Goldfish.