Ebayers Anonymous.

If there is such a place, I think I should join. I imagine it being like the AA but everyone would be better dressed in others hand-me-downs. Yes ladies and Gents, I am officially addicted to the "World's Largest Online Marketplace". Although, I have just bought a fantastic shirt: 80's, New Romantic Era.
It's huge so im hoping it will make me look like this:


Mary Kate Olsen, you make anorexia look good you bint.

Therein, making me look waif like under a huge amount of material. Like I am hiding several rib bones and a few organs under there. Alas, it will probably make me look like im trying to hide an unwanted pregnancy.
Updates to come.